Est. 2010 · Annual report 2026

BoyzHoldingsInternational

A diversified conglomerate of side projects, run by a group of friends who rename the company every time they start something new.

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BOYZ · 1Y▲ +69.00%
Past performance is no guarantee of anything at all.

Our
Ventures

1 active subsidiaries · Every one under a different name

02 · Pipeline

Classified. The board is "working on it".

Mission statement

“To identify, incubate and immediately over-engineer side projects that nobody asked for — together.”

The
Board

Elected unanimously by themselves

  • Chief Executive Gamer

    Member One

    Votes yes on everything.

  • Chief Vibes Officer

    Member Two

    Responsible for morale and snacks.

  • Head of Infrastructure

    Member Three

    Owns the Cloudflare account. Fears it.

  • VP of Showing Up Late

    Member Four

    Has never once been on time.

Investor
Relations

Unaudited · Unaccountable

Ventures launched
1and counting
Annual revenue
0DKK
Board meetings held
∞all on Discord
Synergy
100%

BOYZ Holdings International is not listed on any exchange, does not accept investment, and considers "a fun evening" to be a satisfactory return.